Journal Of A Teenage Psychopath

11

I found myself bored at lunch again.

But after getting a close up and personal view of Angela, she didn't seem so interesting anymore.

So I turned my sights to someone else.
Another girl.
Because boys mostly bored me.
They came in two sizes.
Super duper boring.
Or maybe kind of interesting.
And my school was mostly full of the dunder headed idiots.
Only a handful seemed okay, and non of them were in my lunch period.

This time round the girl I set my sights on was closer to me.
So I could hear what her and her friends were saying.
I learned that her name was Julia.
She was a freshman.
Had a boyfriend.
Her friends were boring losers.
Idiots without a clue.
And her ripe idiocy was so pure, that I couldn't help but be drawn in.

So I sat and eavesdropped on her conversations.
Sometimes I even laughed.

But then they heard me and gave me weird looks.

That just made me laugh even more.

One day I was listening, and laughing with a wide smile on my face, when Julia came over to me.

"Hey, do you maybe, wanna come sit with us?" She asked.

I sighed, recovering from an earlier fit of giggles, and just looked at her grinning.

"Are you kidding?" I said with a smile. "Of course not!" And laughed. "You guys are idiots! It's hilarious!" She just looked at me rather uncertainly which made me start laughing again.

"Well then... uh, okay then. I guess?" And she walked back to her friends with a look of 'what just happened?' On her face.

I couldn't contained myself, and almost spit out some of my food trying hold in my laughter.

Oh wow.
That girl.
It's just too much.