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I NEVER LOVED YOU

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Question to discuss:

CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE NOW A COUPLE WITH A BABY GIRL!!!!

You: YAY

Stranger: yaaaay

You: I'M A MU,

You: MUM

Stranger: im papa

You: WHERE'S MY BABY

Stranger: will i get it through mail

You: ..

You: YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HUSBAND AND FATHER

You: I WANT A DIVORCE

Stranger: darling please

You: NO

You: -slap-

Stranger: YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

You: WHAT FAMILY

You: THE BABY

You: IS IN THE MAIL

You: WWE HAVE NO FAMILY

Stranger: I WORKED TWO JOBS AND SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU. AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME???

You: YES.

You: IT IS.

You: YOUR TWO JOBS WERE SHIT.

You: WHY DID I EVER MARRY YOU?

Stranger: I WAS A GREAT STRIPPER

You: EW

You: WHAT

You: YOU WERE A MALE STRIPPER

Stranger: WE LOVED EACHOTHER ELANORE

You: THE FUCK

You: WERE YOU CHEATING ON ME

You: I'M NOT ELANORE

You: I'M SARAH

Stranger: YES YOU ARE

You: NO

You: I'M SARAH

Stranger: THATS WHAT I SAID SARAH IT AUTO CORRECTED ME GEEZ

You: NO

You: HOW CAN SARAH BE AUTO CORRECTED TO ELANORE

You: YOU LIEING BASTARD

You: I DEMAND A DIVORCE

Stranger: ITS SPELLED LYING YOU LITTLE SHIT

You: DON'T CARE

You: I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE FIXING IT

Stranger: baby im sorry for what i said here ill make it up to you

You: no

You: i have a confession to make

You: i was cheating on you and this isn't your baby

Stranger: whaaaaa

Stranger: with who

You: with your brother

Stranger: was it jared

Stranger: im gonna kick jareds ass

You: no

You: he was more of a man then you'll ever be

You: also

Stranger: HE IS A NOBODY

You: i killed your mum

You: she refused to give me my pills

Stranger: eeeh idrc

You: ..you are heartless

Stranger: who needs a heart when you have swag

You: fuck swag

You: i like class

Stranger: bby come back to bed

You: ew no

You: i'm only three

You: i'm standing on my two sister's head

Stranger: were u born on feb 29

You: and i'm wearing my mommy's bra

You: no

You: your a pedophile

Stranger: shit i dont want no pedophelia

You: you married a three year old

Stranger: but it was LOVE

You: NO

You: I ONLY MARRIED YOU

You: FOR YOUR COOKIES

Stranger: thats all that really matters elanore

You: it's SARAH

You: we're done

You: i want my divorce papers

Stranger: ELANOR

You: SARAH

Stranger: DONT GO ELANOR

You: IT'S SARAH

You: AND TOO BAD

You: I'M LEAVING

You: I NEVER LOVED YOU

You: I LOVED YOUR BROTHER JARED

You: GOODBYE

You have disconnected.