Weird omegle chats..

he was awesome

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

why did your last relationship end?

You: ...

You: lol nope i cutted this out nope you don't get to know.

Stranger: she cheated on me

You: nope you don't get to know either.

Stranger: I'm still single

Stranger: 2 years together and she cheated on me

You: Damn.

You: Well.

Stranger: don't want to trust anyone

You: One heartbreak closer to your one, right?

You: Always think the positive.

Stranger: lol I already have trust issues

You: Well, I bet the right one would be there trying to break down those walls to get to know you.

Stranger: I've decided to live alone the rest of my life with tons of money

You: ..

You: You could buy a balloon girlfriend.

Stranger: should work right?

Stranger: no those burn you

You: How?

Stranger: friction

Stranger: they're rubber

Stranger: not very slippery

You: True..

You: You could hire one?

Stranger: lol I like you

You: Hehe :3

Stranger: you make me laugh

You: I am as amazing a a unicorn.

You: as a*

Stranger: did you know a unicorn is Scott lands national animal

You: ..does that mean

You: Scott land has unicorns

You: holy fuck i wanna move to scott land

Stranger: lol I would ride one into battle

You: I would ride mine into narnia.

Stranger: for Narnia!

You: Actually no.

You: WONDERLAND.

You: I WANNA MEET THE MAD HATTER. >:D

Stranger: in wonderland I want to ride a teleporting cat that tells riddles

Stranger: he would be my mighty stead

Stranger: named Frank