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the blushing bride

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by Pegasaur

by Pegasaur

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

You two have a wedding, tell me about it

You: I am the blushing bride.

You: BUY ME MY DAMN FLOWERS.

Stranger: Sure

You: OR I AM CALLING THE WEDDING OFF.

Stranger: Haha

You: Now buy my chocolate.

You: me-

Stranger: Merci?

You: Then get my cat groomed.

You: Then go rent my a car.

You: me-

You: Then give me money to get my hair done.

You: Then more money for the dress.

You: Then more for the shoes.

You: Then more for my own needs.

You: Then even more to buy you a suit cause your broke as shit now.

Stranger: Am I. A millionaire

You: No.

You: You are a hobo

Stranger: So

You: I am stealing all your money.

You: Then running away.

You: Without a wedding.

You: Cause now your broke as shit.

You: Cause I stole all your money.

Stranger: Nice try

You: I am the blushing bride.

You: DON'T QUESTION ME.

You have disconnected.