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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

I officially declare you as my butler.

Stranger 2: alright

Stranger 2: we can work this

Stranger 1: COOL

Stranger 1: i have a job

Stranger 2: i am the towel which you are holding on your arm

Stranger 2: and you are the butler

Stranger 2: because everyone knows a butler has a towel on his arm all the day

Stranger 2: so lets go

Stranger 1: go on,,

Stranger 1: LOL

Stranger 1: wtf is this

Stranger 2: go on

Stranger 2: be a butler son

Stranger 2: towels dont like

Stranger 2: talk?

Stranger 2: or do they

Stranger 2: OR DO THEY

Stranger 2: I SHALL BE THE FIRST TALKING TOWEL

Stranger 1: i never knew towels talk

Stranger 2: well

Stranger 1: this is a miracle

Stranger 2: you should be surprised

Stranger 2: it is

Stranger 1: tell me your secrets

Stranger 2: a strange one indeed

Stranger 2: I WILL

Stranger 2: LET YOU INDULGE IN THE DARKEST SECRESTS

Stranger 2: this towel has to offer

Stranger 2: but beware

Stranger 2: tis extraordinarly dangerous

Stranger 1: i dont care

Stranger 1: just tell me

Stranger 2: i shall tell you of the horrors of

Stranger 2: being washed

Stranger 2: in the goddamn washing machine

Stranger 2: shit man

Stranger 1: u get to touch dicks

Stranger 1: boobs

Stranger 1: vaginas

Stranger 2: well

Stranger 1: butt

Stranger 1: ass

Stranger 1: ass crack

Stranger 2: i dont like any of those

Stranger 1: poo

Stranger 1: urine

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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