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5sos bxtch: bring me food

moonlight bae: ....but you're in the bathroom

5sos bxtch: i know this, queen

moonlight bae: ....what type of food?

potter head: ASS

5sos bxtch: MM YES BRING ME THE BOOTY

moonlight bae: you guys have issues.

5sos bxtch: and asses

5sos bxtch: *high fives myself*

moonlight bae: whatever

5sos bxtch: ...

5sos bxtch: i still want food.

moonlight bae: geT OUT OF THE BATHROOM FIRST

5sos bxtch: NEVER

potter head: ya nasty

5sos bxtch: I DON'T CARE I WANT FOOD

potter head: ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD OR PREGNANT?

5sos bxtch: NO

potter head: THEN STOP ACTING LIKE IT

moonlight bae: ...that's cold

potter head: maybe i'm a cold person

5sos bxtch: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

potter head: IF I'M COLD, DOES THAT MAKE ME A DEMENTOR?

moonlight bae: either that or draco

5sos bxtch: DRACO'S MY BABY

potter head: STAY OUT OF THIS, PREGNANT WOMAN

5sos bxtch: I'M NOT PREGNANT, I JUST LIKE TO EAT

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