moonlight bae: how was the movie, ange?
potter head: it was awesome
moonlight bae: what did you even see? you never told me...
potter head: at first, we didn't know what we were gonna watch, but we figured that since we had nothing better to do, we should watch a long ass movie, so captain america it was
moonlight bae: nice
moonlight bae: well, it's like midnight, so i'm gonna go x
potter head: okay ttyl xx
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potter head: cara, help, i have a problem
5sos bxtch: what, you lost your wand?
potter head: no, this problem isn't as serious
5sos bxtch: okay, well, what is it?
potter head: uhm..
potter head: i think i like ari
5sos bxtch: well, duh, everyone likes ari
potter head: no, i mean, i like like ari
5sos bxtch: oh..
5sos bxtch: oH
5sos bxtch: THAT'S CUTE AF
potter head: DON'T TELL HER PLEASE.
5sos bxtch: BUT YA'LL ARE CUTE
potter head: OKAY BUT DON'T TELL HER.
5sos bxtch: ugh, okay
potter head: do you promise?
5sos bxtch: ....yes.
potter head: ARE YOU SURE?
5sos bxtch: YES, JESUS CHRIST. I PROMISE.
potter head: okay, good.
potter head: gtg, bye
5sos bxtch: ...i hate you
