moonlight bae: can we go to the beach? please?
5sos bxtch: YES I WANNA GO
potter head: YOU'LL GO SWIMMING AT THE BEACH BUT NOT IN MY POOL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
moonlight bae: OML PLEASE CAN WE JUST GO?
potter head: ...
potter head: .........
potter head: fine.
moonlight bae: I'M WEARING MY BLACK BIKINI
5sos bxtch: YESYESYESYESSSSSS
potter head: you're not a snake.
5sos bxtch: WHO SAYS? I COULD BE A BASILISK
potter head: if you're a basilisk, give me your fang because i hate snakes and i must destroy you
moonlight bae: THAT'S VERY MEAN
potter head: I'M A MEAN PERSON
