Not my brother by blood (s.r X reader)

2. Oh yeah, his parents

"Weeeeeeell, shit!" Is all you can say. You're currently staring at the Avengers, you know every one of them, luckily they absolutely no idea who you are. You take a step forward.
Pretend to be calm, you've dealt with worse situations you're a talker, you can easily talk your way out of this.
You can always shoot your way out.
No, no, no. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

You wave your hand awkwardly and they all look at you with wonder.
"How did you get pass FRIDAY?!" An angry and upset Tony asks.
"Well FRIDAY care to explain to your creator how I got past you?" I look at Tony with a smirk on my face.

This. This is going to be fun.

"Yes Queen." The AI states. The look on Tony's shocked face. PRICELESS!
"It seems that the Queen managed to hack her way into my mainframe, and she managed to let me allow her access to the vents and the building sir." The AI responds.
I turn my head from the ceiling and to Tony. He doesn't look angry.. He looks, is that? No way, is Tony Stark impressed?
The expression on his face fades. Well it didn't last long, but he was impressed.

"Do, do you know Bucky?" A nervous Captain asks. I turn to him and put on a relived smile. He nods and smiles back. Oh it's a fake smile, I'm sure of it.
"How do you know him?" He asks, he's on guard, he's concerned.
"He's kinda like a big brother to me, kinda protecting me against the fucked up HYDRA scientists and stuff" I reply.

Captain walks over to me and put his hands around my neck and pushes me towards the wall, lifting me up like I'm a feather.
"IF YOU'RE WITH HYDRA I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING HIM BACK!" He yells at you. You smirk
Oh, fun it is
"Oh, he didn't tell me you liked it rough, he told me you had problems talking to women, but look at you" you put your legs around him, reason? Well it's quite uncomfortable to let them hover in the air, and it kinda plays well into your current.. Situation?
"At least but me dinner, before you sweep me off my feet" I say, playfully. You hear Tony laughing in the background. The Captain let's go off my neck and I'm about to fall, but he grabs me in the last second.

"That would be the second time you fell on your ass since we arrived" you hear from the vent. Wade's, well, Deadpool's head is looking at you from the vent. Then he falls, on his head then lands on his back. Logan jumps out and lands with his feet on each side of Deadpool and he grabs his head and pulls him up with it.
"You're an idiot Wade" Logan snarls at him. Wade got up on his feet and look around the room, I bit shocked. Steve turns to me with a 'care to explain' look. You look at him with a smirk and then at his hand that's still on your back from when he stopped you from falling he removes his hand extremely fast and you walk to the middle of the hall so all the avengers can see you, Logan and Wade stands behind you.

"You guys don't know me, but I know all of you. Oh, this is Deadpool and Wolverine by the way." You say and you wait till everyone in the room is done nodding at each other "My codename is Karma. I was taken by hydra in 1971, and I also carry the super soldier serum." You pause looking at Steve then the others, making sure they register the information before you continue.
"They did however, fail to wipe my mind, so one day they sent the wint... James, into my room, so he could kill me, but he couldn't, they noticed that I immediately cared for him so my only option was to stay, they couldn't kill me, thanks to the serum. I didn't care if I was tortured, but I did however care for him. So I stayed with HYDRA, if I said something out of place, or tried to run, they would punish him. When they put him in the freezer, they put me there too. So I wouldn't be able to free him and run away." I stopped. I looked at the people in the room, they were looking at me with concern, sadness and understanding.

"So where is he?" I asked looking at Steve.
Bucky didn't tell that he looked so good, oh my, look at those arms. FOCUS!
"He's in a holding cell, he's unstable and violent" Tony says. Was that disgust I could hear in his voice? Oh yeah, his parents.
"I want to see him!" "That is not a good idea, he doesn't want to talk to anyone, not even me when he's in this state." Steve says, with sad puppy eyes.
Oh, those eyes. This man, perfection. FOCUS YOU IDIOT!
"Oh, but Captain, I am the only one that can control the uncontrollable, right Banner?" You answer him, everyone turns to Banner as his eyes widen when he realizes who you are. "I knew I remembered you from somewhere!" He smiles at you and gives you a nod as a thank you.
"What am I missing here?" A curious Tony asks. "Oh, way before this little group was assembled, I met Bruce in.. Yeah that doesn't matter, he came up on the roof in a hurry and turned into the hulk, when I was ready to fire from my sniper at a rouge HYDRA agent, and then he yelled at me, no it was more like a scream, and I started screaming at him and he sat down and turned into Bruce. The HYDRA agent had managed to run away and I just tapped him on the back and left, to find the agent" you looked around the room and they were all kinda shocked over what they heard.
"Ok so are you guys going to stand there with your mouths open all day, or are you going to show this lovely lady to her big bro!" Wade asked. As the put his hands on your shoulders. You grab his hands and threw him to the other and of the hall.
"Still mad about the granade?" Wade asked as he stands up and rubs his hand on the back of his head
"You owe me for not throwing you out the window" you snarl.
"Ok, I think we should show Karma her way to Barnes before she destroy my building" Tony says as he walks towards you. He puts a hand on your back and walk you towards the elevator. The rest of the avengers and your 'friends' following behind
"I would hate to have bad karma" Tony smirks as the elevator closed

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