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You're a former assassin that was captured by HYDRA, there you met a man you grew attached to, as a big brother, a person that protected you from everything. Now the avengers are currently in the possession of your big...
Hi, I'm Deadpool. You've all seen my movie, I don't need any further introduction. If you don't know who I am, just skip this chapter. You wouldn't understand. But I am taking over this chapter, to explain my GENIUS plan.
So, these HYDRA guys hurt my friend Y/N really bad, and they deserve to suffer. I don't have many friends, but she seems to like me, she even healed me, I look really hot again, and the beast in my pants. Ok, ok. So back to my plan. If you have played my game, you know I LOVE EXPLOSIVES! You kinda get where I'm going? No? Well let me explain.
So. I my side-kick Juan, well... He's kinda bossy, so I guess I'm his side kick, we are JUANPOOL, and JUAN comes first, so I guess I'm his side kick?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP TRAILING OFF!
Well, Juan got me the floor plan, and I have a great plan for the basement! We're going to blow shit up. Do you want to see? I even got the map.
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X marks the spot. I have a thing for crayons, don't ask! But this is my genius plan. Sorry for the red dot on the bottom left, it's salsa.
MOVING ON! Wait, hang on. Just need a post-it note. Mhm. Riiiiight!
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Not that I would need reminder to not blow up the people on my team... Ok, yes I do. BUT! Hahahahaha BUTT, ASS, oh I miss my girl. And her beautiful tight....
FOCUS WADE! Well, what could go wrong...
"I'm in the middle of explaining to the readers about my genius plan"
Hold on, Logan A.K.A Wolverine is trying to talk to me.
"Wade, what do you mean by readers?"
Do you guys understand how hard it is for me to have and conversation with you? Nobody believes me. I'm just gonna let him think I'm writing a diary.
"I'm writing a diary." "Well, you should get out and do whatever it is you planned." "Ok."
So, you guys understand my plan?
If you didn't, it's ok, just pay attention in the next few chapters.
Oh, and tweet #JUANPOOL if you like this fanfic.
DEADPOOL OUT!
(A/N- I really hope you guys liked this chapter, I was dying to write it. Anyways thanks for reading fam!)
Next chapter: we meet again
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