Romano or tomatoes?*dun dun duuuuun*

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Enzi: come on countries. I know it's almost been a year but we are picking it back up where we left it.
France: this will be good fun again seeing all the beautiful girls~
England: stop it France you're being a creep. Like unusual.
Enzi: Aaaaaannnyway. This one is from Phyrnn and they have one for Spain!
Spain: cool! Throw it at me pitcher!
Enzi:...Spain . just...no. What have you even been watching ?American tv or something?
Spain :sí!
Enzi: anyways. They say "Hola!
If you had to pick between tomatoes not existing and Lovino dying, which one would you pick?"
Spain:...I..I don't like this person no more!! I thought they were cool but no more!! Romano come and make this mean person leave!
Romano:hell no. I want to see what you'll pick bastard
Spain: don't make me pick!! Don't make me don't make me don't make me!!
Romano: oh I see how it is than. Fuck you, fuck your tomatoes and fuck this question. I see what you care about.
Spain: Romano ! Don't be like that!
Romano:hmf. To think I was going to propose to you.
Spain: wait what? Romano what did you say?
Romano: nope. You never get to hear my voice again. *stomps off in frustration *
Spain: Romano !! What did you say ?!?....dios mio....*stands up and runs after Romano * I accept !!!
Enzi: I believe your answer is Romano living...and being married to Spain. By force...anyways. I think that for filled everything and it wasn't depressing this time!!
England : I think it's depressing.
Enzi: why?
England : because now that Spanish twit is going to be way to happy all the time. It's so depressing to think about how annoying he will be.
Enzi: *muttered* ass hat.
England:what did you say to me?
Enzi: that you're the least ass-y hat there is.

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