England and his bloody Tea

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Enzi: So they're saying it's the end?....I've heard that many times. Believe me, it's just getting started.*smirks*

Japan: Miss Enzi...? Did you just make a Keemstar reference?

Enzi: NO!...By the way America, what's up with that? Why did you have to create that a** hole?

America: Ummm *laughs nervously* The HERO might make mistakes sometimes...But it's not as bad as what Mattie made! He made Justin Bieber.

Enzi: Very true. Anyways! Today we have one for England. This is from SilentDoll_KateVoice, and they type, "Huh...England just a little question...What is your favorite tea?". Great question! I haven't heard from old eyebrows in a while.

England: Hmm...I'm not sure I can answer this one love.

Enzi:...you have to...the nice commenter asked you to.

England: A question is just a suggestion. I could say no.

Enzi: How about this. I COMMAND you to answer this question.

England: I use to be an empire love. I'm not scared of you.

Enzi:*pulls France over and whispers in his ear* do you have your "calendar"?

France:*smirks and nods* Oui

Enzi: pull it out...

France: that's what she said...and also okay*pulls out the "calendar"

Enzi: I'll make you sign the calendar if you don't answer the question eyebrows! Now do it!

England: Fine! Fine! Don't have to be so hostile love...Hmmm I would have to say plain tea leafs are my favorite. 

Enzi:*face palms* really?

England: What can I say? I'm basic.

Enzi: As basic as a white American girl going to yoga class with a frappuccino from Starbucks

England: I don't get it..

Enzi: Just shut up!

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