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snape's p.o.v

i sighed after another day of teaching children. i hate kids. why am i a teacher.

i assigned a lot of potions homework because i want the children to have terrible lives. but not draco malfoy. he's pretty cool idk.

just then, dumbledore knocked on my door. haha. dumbledoor. i'm so funny.

"what is it albus" i asked. i'm such a rebel lol.

"omg snape don't call me albus. my name is dumbledore for the last time smh" albus said.

"whatever" i said, flipping my side bangs out of my face. but i'm not emo.

"anyways i need u 2 kill me lolz" dumbledore said.

"like right now or" i asked, taking a gun out of my purse.

"lol no but in front of harry potter 2 scar him 4 lyfe lol"

"ok"

dumbledore left and i started crying because of my loneliness. if only a sexy alien would come to my house and whisk me away.

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a/n: SummeringBlizzard you're the reason i wrote this how do you feel about that