( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™ // a snape x ten fanfic

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) eleven ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

snape's p.o.v

ok so i rlly wanted 2 see ten in his underwear rite

well

he told me he wanted 2 see me w/o my underwear !!!

i'm kinkshaming
jk this is a 0 kinkshaming zone here on danisnotonfire...i mean this fanfic...

"ur my bae" i said 2 ten

"same" ten said

"what‽" i screeched like a terrodaktul. wait wtf y is it spelled 'pterodactyl' and not terrodaktul‽ this does not make snses. "i thought i was ur only bae!!!1!1!1!1!! we r over!!!!!!!!!!!"

"omg bae no Dx" ten said

"bye ten it was nice no ing u" i said, and squareflakes and glitter faces rained from the air as hamsters ate cherries and skin

~pause for war (fanfic) flashbacks~

i started 2 cry a lot as i edited kcs, even tho every1 was yelling @ me 2 craft. i'm such a disappointment. i cried instead of crafted. how could i b so terrible ???

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a/n: i am tired and bitter™