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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ten ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ten's p.o.v

haha it's chapter ten and it's my point of view how gr8 is that !!

anyway

so snape was a fcking terrible kisser but eh he was still my bae

i pulled away from him and that boi looked like a tomato ngl i was p embarrassed 4 him

"ohhhhhh my goddddddd" snape sang, prancing about the train station. some ppl looked @ him weirdly but snape kept on doing his ballay. wait. spellcheck says i spelled that wrong. ok so apparently it's ballet ??? @ english wtf r u doing

"ur a bad kisser but ily bae" i said

"<3" snape said. how tf did he say that out loud. what is this.

"yo u 2 should do the dirty" a random american girl in and mcr shirt said. she was holding an iphone that had some app called 'wattpad' opened. her profile pic was a pig surrounded by rainbows and she smelled like regrets

"here or" snape asked

the girl shrugged. "idk bro i don't kinkshame" she said, and her kinkshaming intensified

"wtf is happening" i asked

"idk but u probs look good in ur underwear" snape said

i look so fcking good in my underwear

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a/n: what...what did i just write