My Rant Book

April Fools...

So yeah. April Fools Day.

And there's no place where the pranks are higher than in a middle school with only 30 kids in your grade.

This is how my day went.

In the downtime between Chapel and Word of God, our class scheme was brewed. What it was? You'll see.

At Algebra, we got all our assignments in.

Every single kid got over half the problems wrong at least.

We all freak out, and then our teacher starts yelling at us. Of course, we all think this is legit.

Then my teacher pulls two kids out of the class and leaves us to fix our problems. We all take a closer look at the lesson, and find that we shouldn't have gotten this all marked wrong.

Then we remember it's April Fools.

And we figure out the prank.

When our teacher comes back, one of the kids has a peice of coffee cake.

We start interrogating our teacher, and the kids with the cake. "Did you get bribed?"

"No."

Of course, he did, but that's far from the point.

At the very end of math, our teacher admits, he switched it around. So we each got plus the number marked wrong, not minus.

In History, we pulled the class prank. One of the kids got up and blew his nose, and let out a very fake sneeze.

And everyone in our class fell out of their desks and collapsed on the floor. And then we ruined it by laughing so hard.

So yeah, April Fools day. Yay.