Sophia Salvatore. The Vampire Diaries spanking Fic

Speak of the Devil and She Shall Appear

It has been 6 days since The tomb was opened and everything is back to normal here. Stefan is back to his broody self, Damon is his womanising self and I'm... Well, I'm just me.

Elena, Caroline and Bonnie have been coming over here a lot lately. I find their conversations, for the most part, dull and mundane, so I've been spending way too much time in my room, trying to avoid them. Whenever I am around them, I notice that they speak a lot about their new history teacher, one Mr Saltzman. I don't know what is so special about him that they need to talk about him as much as they do.

"SOPHIA..." Stefan calls up to me from downstairs.
"YEAH?" I shout back.
"Dinner is ready. Come and get it."
"I'm coming". I run down the stairs, straight to the kitchen because I'm starving. Walking through the kitchen door, I notice that everyone is still here. Really?

"Haven't you all got homes to go to?" I ask nobody in particular.
"Sophia, don't be rude!" Stefan admonishes me.
"Sorry! I was only asking." I take a seat at the table and Stefan passes me plate of spaghetti carbonara. Looking around I notice Damon isn't here.

"Where is Damon, Stefan?" I ask before putting a fork full of spaghetti into my mouth.
"He's at the Grill" Caroline informs me. I finish chewing before replying to her,
"um, thanks, Stefan!"
"Sophia, I won't tell you again!" I roll my eyes but say nothing. I eat a few my bites before continuing to question Stefan.

"What's he doing at the Grill?"
"He is meeting someone."
"Who is he meeting?"
"Ric"
"Whose Ric?"
"The new history teacher."
"Ooooh! What's he meeting him for?"
"Jesus Sophia! What's with all the questions?" I can see he's getting irritated, but I'm not bothered because It's the most fun I've had all day!
"Calm down. I was only asking."

I finish eating my dinner and scrape the leftovers off my plate into the trash. I decide to hover around this lot to see if I can find out anything interesting.  

So far I have learned that Caroline is dating Matt, but she thinks he still has feeling for Elena. Boring...! Bonnie's "Grams", Sheila, died after they returned home the night they opened the tomb. And Elena's parents, who died driving off Wickery Bridge, weren't her real parents. They adopted her when she was a baby and they never told her.

Also, Elena's new history teacher, Alaric 'my parents must hate me' Saltzman was married to Elena's biological mother, who is called Isobel. What are the odds? He is also a vampire hunter. And just to add to the coincidence's, Damon killed Isobel a few years ago.

I got all of that, in an hour. I mean, you couldn't write this shit! (*Wink wink!*) I really need to start taking in what is going on around me!

"If this Alaric dude is a teacher by day and Van Helsing by night, why is Damon meeting up with him?"
"They are working together to rid the town of the tomb vampires." Bonnie answers me.
"Oh! Well how can Damon trust that he won't stake him? I mean, he did kill his wife!"
"He won't!" Stefan answers this time. "They are kind of friends."
"Damon has a friend? Wow! Wonders will never cease." Everyone chuckles.

"Right guys, I'm going because you are all boring me now, and I can hear Daryl Dixon calling my name." I announce. Stefan shakes his head and Elena, Bonnie and Caroline all say bye. I go in to the living-room to watch the latest episode of The Walking Dead.

Half way through the show, Damon comes home with Ric in tow.
"Hey Damon! Aaah you must be the famous Ric I've heard sooo much about!" I was met with a puzzled but amused look. Everyone else came to greet them and ask how they got on.
"We got 2" Ric said.
"2 down - 24 to go!" Damon states.

I can hear a vibrating sound coming from Ric and he reaches into his inside pocket.
"AAAAH, he's got a stake!" I scream in faux horror as I vamp across the room. Everyone looks at me like I've lost my mind. I erupt with laughter. "I'm joking, guys! He's like a younger, better looking Peter Vincent... Get it?"
"Ignore her" Damon says, "she thinks she is funny!"
"Hey! I am funny! You lot have just got no sense of humour is all!"