I feel like I'm drunk as balls when it reality I'm tired as fuck.
4. Breast sizes
Earlier today I was looking up 'problems only girls with big breasts/small bread understand' for some unknown reason. And I'm sitting here thinking "Why don't we just invent a list that says 'Problems only girls with breaths understand' because all sizes matter #equality
2. The song of the 'whales'
Don't you hate it when it's a quiet moment in class and you're stomach fucking decides to practice it's mating call?
It's like bruh, *Professor Oak's voice* Now's not the time!
3. When you want something but can't have it
This can be for anything in life. I just...for fuck sake bro! Just...why?!
I am so sorry.
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Lady Rants
RandomIn this book, I will be conversing with you about things that pisses me off to no end. This book will have lots of swearing and cursing, so I have warned you now, and in the beginning.
