Tamaki (Narrating) - Only those with excellent social standing, and those from filthy rich families, are lucky enough to spend their time here, at the elite, private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the schools handsomest boys with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.
doors open*
Host Club - Welcome, ladies.
Tamaki - So, which cup would my Princess like her tea? The Foley? The Worcester? Or perhaps the Susie Cooper Gardenia?
Girl - Beautiful. These are English antiques aren't they? Which one do you like, Tamaki?
Tamaki - Which one? Well, none of these compare to my Princess.
Girl - Oh, wow. I don't really know what to say.
Kaoru - You mean you've never been to Covent Garden?
Girl - No. All of our antiques are from Portobello.
Hikaru - I think you'd like Covent Garden. Most of our Victorian pieces are from there.
Kaoru spills hot tea and burns his finger*
Hikaru - Kaoru! *kisses Kaoru's finger* Honestly, Kaoru. you have to be more careful. From now on, keep your eyes on me, okay?
Kaoru - Yes, Hikaru.
Girl 1 - Ah, I can't take it. It's overwhelming.
Girl 2 - You have to watch this. You mat not get another chance. Who knows when it will happen again.
Kyoya - You're absolutely right, mademoiselle. All beauty is fleeting. Just take a look at these cherry blossoms. You'll never be able to see them this vibrant again. And that's why, I've compiled this picture book that contains photos that capture the beauty of each passing day. Incidentally, I have similar books of the other hosts as well. And if you ladies are interested in collecting all four of them, I'll discount the full set.
Girl 2 - I'll take them!
Girl 1 - Me too, please!
Hikaru and Kaoru - Well, now we know how the club makes extra money.
Hikaru - But I have to wonder,
Kaoru - When did he take pictures of us?
