Hikaru and Kaoru - So Haruhi, have you decided your elective courses for this term?
Kaoru - How about Conversatio
nal French?
Haruhi - I don't know...
Hikaru - I think the three of us should take it together. It makes perfect sense.
Hikaru and Kaoru - We are in the same class.
Tamaki - *sulks by tree* Say, Mommy dear...
Kyoya - What is it now, Daddy?
Tamaki - I have a new theory. I mean, it's just my hypothesis, but it seems that by being in the same class, Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi than I get to here at the club. This gives them the chance to get close to her, and if that happens,
Kyoya - Tamaki, you just now realized that?
Tamaki - GAHAGAHGAHAGAHAGH!!
Kyoya - According to my research, in a single day, the twins spend roughly nine hours of class time with Haruhi. Meanwhile, your contact with her is limited to a couple of hours of club activities. In other words, your involvement in Haruhi's life each day amounts to no more than a mere three percent-
Tamaki - Aah! I don't wanna hear it! I don't wanna hear it! *grabs Haruhi* Listen, Haruhi! I want you to stop hanging out with those shady twins from now on!
Hikaru - Who you calling shady?
Kaoru - Yeah. Take a look at yourself, boss!
Tamaki - *gasp* Yes...that's it...Alright then! We can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone in the school any longer! All Daddy wants is for you to go back to the girl you used to be, when you surrounded yourself with girlfriends and started living a wholesome life!
Haruhi - Who are you calling Daddy?
Tamaki - So do it! Change back now! Change back now!
Hikaru - You don't have to rush things. She's going to be found out soon enough.
Kaoru - Physical exams are the day after tomorrow.
Haruhi - Physical...exams?
Kyoya - That's right. I forgot all about it.
Haruhi - Then that means...there's no doubt...they're gonna know...I'm really a girl.
Everyone - GAH!
Title- Beware The Physical Exam!*
