Nurse - Hitachiin brothers, would you please come with me, we are ready to do your chest measurements.
Girls - ^///^
Nurse - You can use the area behind this curtain to undress.
Hikaru - Doesn't matter to me.
Kaoru - We're not shy. Who needs a curtain?
fangirl screams*
Kyoya - See, Haruhi? A rather impressive turn out today. Physical exam day is quite popular with the ladies.
Haruhi - {What's wrong with the girls at this school?}
Hikaru - I won't allow it. It's just not fair. I won't let those doctors touch you, Kaoru.
Kaoru - Hm. What are you talking about? You don't seem to have a problem touching me when we play doctor at home. I can't get you to stop tickling me and toying with my body.
fangirls scream louder*
Honey - Come on, Haru-Chan, this way!
Honey and Mori shove Haruhi into the changing room and she lands within Tamaki's arms*
Tamaki - I've been waiting for you, my princess.
Haruhi - *falls to the ground* Tamaki-Senpai...
Tamaki - Heh. You're so cute when you're surprised.
Nurse - Mr. Fujioka, it's time for us to take your chest measurements. Once you finish disrobing, would you please come with me?
Tamaki - This is it. The inevitable moment has arrived. You just sit back here and wait Haruhi.
Haruhi - But what are you gonna do?
Tamaki - *puts finger on Haruhi's lips* Don't you worry. I'll protect you. I promise I'll protect you Haruhi.
Nurse - Mr. Fujioka, are you ready to be measured now?
Tamaki - Yes. *Tamaki comes out with a brown wig on and tries to pass off as Haruhi* I am Haruhi Fujioka.
Everyone - ...
Girl 1 - Wait, that's Tamaki.
Girl 2 - There's no denying it. That's defiantly Tamaki.
Girl 3 - Is he cosplaying as Haruhi?
Girl 4 - What's going on? Is he trying to be funny?
Hikaru and Kaoru - *laughter*
Hikaru - I can't believe he actually did it!
Kaoru - They recognized him! I told you they would see through it!
Tamaki - GAHWAH! *trows wig on ground and grabs Hikaru by the neck* You jerks! You said there was no way the girls would be able to tell it was me!
Hikaru - It's payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tamaki - (to Haruhi) I'm sorry. They figured it out.*smile*
Haruhi gives Tamaki the evil eye*
Tamaki - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
