PA system - We will begin conducting physical examinations shortly. All students, please proceed to the clinic in your respective school building.
Haruhi - So, what's the deal with of this formation A thing you guys were talking about? What do they do during physical exams here at Ouran anyway?
Hikaru - It's no different than a physical exam you'd get at any other school.
Kaoru - Yeah. Why would a physical exam be any different for us just because we're rich?
Haruhi - Huh. You're right. I didn't think about it that way.
opens door*
Doctors and Nurses - Welcome, students!
Haruhi - Uh...W-What...What is all this?
Hikaru - Just another physical exam.
Kaoru - The usual.
Haruhi - The usual?
Nurse 1 - Excuse me, Hitachiin Brothers, please follow this way to have your height measured.
Hikaru and Kaoru - Sure thing.
Nurse 2 - Mr. Fujioka, I'm your nurse for the physical exams for this afternoon.
Haruhi - Okay.
Nurse 2 - Please, come this way.
Girl 1 - Why are Honey and Mori dressed as doctor's?
Girl 2 - I don't know.
Haruhi - Honey-Senpai! Mori-Senpai!
Honey and Mori - Shhh!
Haruhi - They're so obvious.
Kyoya - I've brought those two for backup just in case something happens.
Haruhi - But why are they in doctor disguises?
Kyoya - They're just helping to set the mood. disguises make our operation feel more like a real espionage mission.
Haruhi - Huh?
Doctor - Wow, Miss Shiramine, you've lost two whole kilograms since this time last year.
Nurses - Wow! *clapping*
Shiramine - That's so good to hear! I thought for sure I was heavier!
Doctor - Not at all. Keep it up and you'll be even healthier next year. Good work.
Haruhi - Don't you think it's weird, that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?
Kyoya - They're chosen by the schools chairman. This may be a school, but it's also a business. Therefore, he wants to keep the students happy. After all, most of the students that attend Ouran Academy, come from prominent families that have their own private doctors at home. So this is just a formality.
Haruhi - {These damn rich people...}
Dr. Yabu - *bumps into Kyoya* I-I'm terribly sorry.
Kyoya - No problem. ...Huh?
