Haruhi - *sigh* {Just as I thought. Tamaki-Senpai lives in his own carefree little world.} *feels hand on her shoulder*
Kyoya - Haruhi, ready? I went ahead and set up a room for you. A special boy's clinic, and I have a doctor standing by sworn to secrecy.
Hikaru - It turns out the doctors here today, are all on staff at one of Kyoya-Senpai's family hospitals.
Kaoru - Would have been nice if he would have said something to us earlier.
Kyoya - I had to get my revenge too. I'm sorry. I just don't think I'm supporting cast. Homosexual or otherwise.
Girl 1 - Is there something wrong?
Girl 2 - Check it out. Tamaki's eroding away.
Girl 3 - Wow.
Tamaki - Haruhi is...angry with me...
knock, knock, knock*
Nurse - Come in.
door opens*
Nurse - Hello, Mr. Fujioka. I've been made aware of your situation. If wouldn't mind, please disrobe for me over there.
Haruhi - Sure.
Girl 1 - I'm telling the truth!
Honey, Kyoya and Mori - Hm?
Girl 1 - One of the doctors grabbed me by the shoulder, he was trying to make a pass at me! I've never been so terrified!
Girl 2 - Wow, how scary!
Girl 3 - Do you think it was a pervert.
Kyoya - I had a feeling this might happen.
Honey - What do you mean?
Kyoya - A bit earlier today, I saw a strange man, wearing a white lab coat, but clearly not one of our hospitals doctors, and I thought he was a little odd.
Hikaru and Kaoru - Shouldn't you have said something sooner!?
Kyoya - Well, it's no big deal. I'm sure the security guard will catch him.
Doctor - Tell me Miss, did you happen to notice where the pervert doctor was headed?
Girl 1 - Yes, Sir. He ran off to the special boy's clinic.
Hosts - GAH! HARUHI!
