Haruhi starts taking off her shirt when she hears the curtain open and sees a strange person wearing a white lab coat*
Haruhi - Excuse me...
Yabu - *gasp* *puts hand over Haruhi's mouth* No! It's not what you think! Please just keep quiet!
Tamaki - Haruhi!
Yabu - *gasp*
Tamaki - Tama-Chan kick!
Tamaki kicks Yabu into the wall*
Hikaru and Kaoru - One...Good looks that attract the public eye.
Kyoya - Two...More wealth than you can imagine.
Mori - Three.. Chivalry that will never be able to overlook.
Honey - The hideous wickedness of this world.
Tamaki put his shirt on Haruhi*
Tamaki - That's what makes up the Ouran Host Club!
Host Club - We are here! Watch out!
Yabu - AH! Please don't hurt me! *bows* Spare me my life!
Haruhi - Uh...
"Suddenly, it's his life story."
Yabu - I'm a doctor. I have a small emergency medical clinic that I run in the next town over. My name is Yabu.
Hikaru - Did he say his name is Yabu?
Kaoru - That's crazy. What a terrible name for a doctor.
Hikaru and Kaoru - Unless you're quack.
Yabu - I know. I'm here because I was hoping to see my daughter. My wife left me last month and took my daughter with her. But I know that she attends school here.
Haruhi - I don't mean to pry or anything, but why did your wife and daughter leave you?
Yabu - Well, you see, (quoting wife) I'm sick of this! You let someone give you and IOU again! You promised us you wouldn't do that anymore! (himself) Don't worry dear. I know this guys good for us. You can trust him. Everything will be alright. (quoting daughter) I can't take this anymore! Dad, you never think of the welfare of our family! (wife) I'm going home to mother! (himself) No! Please! Wait! (back to the present) And that was it. They left me, forever. I know I'm terrible at managing our money, and I can't say no to anybody. I don't blame them for being tired of constantly living in debt.
Tamaki - *crying at the touching story*
Yabu - But I wanted to see my daughter one more time, so I cam here. After being pelted by rain and wandering the streets, I finally made it to your school. Once I entered I was mistaken for a doctor here to examine students.
Hikaru - Well, of course. You're wearing a lab coat.
Kaoru - Anyone would mistake you.
Yabu - And then it happened. Excuse me Miss, I'm looking for my daugh-
Girl - AAHH!
Yabu - When I tried to ask her about my daughter, the girl started screaming! And before I knew it, there were all kinds of people chasing me!
Tamaki - That's so tragic!
Kyoya - Dr. Yabu, I think you may have the wrong place. Are you looking for Ouran Public High School?
Yabu - Yeah. That's right.
Kyoya - I figure that might be the case. This is Ouran Academy. A private institution. Your daughter doesn't go to school here.
Yabu - GAH!
Hikaru - Man, that's pretty sad. You don't even know what school your daughter goes to?
Kaoru - I bet your relationship is messed up because you don't pay attention to her. Not because of some stupid debt.
Honey - Wow Kyo-Chan! I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school.
Kyoya - Well, there's no way the daughter of such a small time doctor, would ever be able to get into Ouran Academy.
Haruhi - Hm.
Tamaki - Kyoya, would you please find a map of all the public school's in this area? I'd like to help this man find his daughter.
Kyoya and Haruhi - Huh?
Kyoya - Whatever you say.
