Bootanya: A Very Terrible Story

Young Love. Really Young Love. (Because Bootanya is 8)

It's been 78 minutes since Bootanya left Britney. She couldn't believe that Britney had betrayed her like this. What was she supposed to do? This kind person who she thought was a stranger turned out to be her mother/stalker.

Bootanya had only been conscious for a couple of days so she didn't know the location of a lot of places. However, she did know how to get to one place: the convenient store. So she walked and walked until she arrived at the store. It seemed like she was back at the beginning of her journey. She purchased a honey bun, a Diet Coke, and a bottle of Advil. The Advil wasn't because she was feeling bad but because she was slowly becoming addicted (despite only taking one pill a couple of days ago).

After purchasing her items with the credit card she stole from Britney, Bootanya sat on the curb behind the convenient store. She had just downed the whole bottle of Advil when she heard footsteps approaching. She looked up and it was a boy who couldn't have been more than 12 years old. He was short and fat and just beautiful in Bootanya's eyes. She was completely infatuated with him and couldn't believe that he wanted to talk to her.

"Wassuh cuz?"

Bootanya meant to respond quicker but she was speechless as she looked at the glory of his fat rolls.

"I'm doin good homeboy. My name is Bootanya. What do they call you?"

"They call me Michael Angelo. Hey wanna take a ride in my white van? I gotz lots of candy cuz."

And of course Bootanya couldn't resist. So she got in the van with Michael Angelo and they drove off into the sunset together.