I can't say I feel bad about what happened. I mean, Bootanya was nice and all but she had to go. She was getting all of Britney's attention! A lot has happened in the 3 days since Bootanya has died. The biggest thing being that I confessed my love for Britney. Her pasty skin and crusty blue eyes have burned their way into my heart. I was expecting her to be grossed out and shun me! Then I would've ended up on the street and would have had to artificially inseminate myself so that I could have a friend by my side. But good for me, Britney confessed that she is also in love with me! We were happier than a couple of newlyweds. Speaking of newlyweds...WE GOT MARRIED! We couldn't help but make our love official by tying the knot. Everything is going as planned and I couldn't be happier.
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It has been 146 days since Bootanya died of dehydration. But who cares about her? The important thing is that I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER! Britney and I have recently discovered that we have been blessed with a child! We know it is going to be a boy and cannot wait to see what great things he does with his amazing genes. Hopefully he does not suffer from any negative health conditions (due to the incest). We are so excited and have already picked out a name for him: Bootanyo! Of course we named him after the ugly, ratchet, annoying, dumb, and so-obese-she-could-legit-roll-to-school:
Bootanya
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Bootanya: A Very Terrible Story
Historia CortaThis is the terrible*, 8-part story of a girl named Bootanya. Bootanya woke up in the forest with no recollection of who she is or where she's from. When Bootanya meets new people on her journey to find herself, she will quickly realize the differen...
