The Blonde Bitch

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1. The Blonde Bitch 

I think this one's pretty self explanatory, but here's the downbreak: she's the most popular girl in school, she has blonde hair, she's a cheerleader, she's snobby, has the IQ of a doughnut and dresses like a slut.

Motherfucker, out. Now.

First off, why does she have to be blonde? Why can't she be brunette? And why white? Why not black?

Second, she has to be slutty. In fact, the rest of the cheerleaders or her clique or whatever have to be bloody bimbos.

Third, why is she so damn stupid? I suppose this somehow relates to the fact that she's blonde, which, of course, thanks to pop culture, automatically signifies that she is an illiterate fuck. This is a whole different stereotype in itself: the dumb blonde. Now, combine that stereotype with that one about the evil bitch who's always out to get the female protagonist and steal her man and voila! you have the Blonde Bitch.

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