The Crazy Ex

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5. The Crazy Ex 

This character sort of relates to The Blonde Bitch. In most stories, once the protagonist has her dream guy, some psychotic ex of his jumps out and starts screaming bloody murder. 

So, the Crazy Ex used to go out with this guy at one point, then the guy breaks up with her. For like, no reason. But the Ex is determined - if I can't have him, no one can. 

Am I the only who finds this bitch completely and utterly terrifying? It can't be that hard for you to move on!

Anyway, the bitch doesn't stop harassing the couple. But of course true love conquers all blah blah blah and she is somehow wiped off the story for the sake of making the protagonists live happily ever after. 

Two words: MOVE ON.

 Honestly, this fucker is so clingy, a leech would be jealous. 

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