☆Mukami Oneshots and Scenarios☆ (COMPLETED)

When you two are alone

RUKI: You two would be snuggled up in front of the fireplace, wrapped with 2-3 layers of blankets, and with dozens of fluffy pillows around you while reading a book of your choice. Time to time he would kiss the top of your head and ask if youre warm and comfortable.

KOU: KARAOKE!!! You two have a tv taped on a portable stand and drag it while you both march around the house, singing at the top of your lungs. The only thing you have to worry about is the scolding you get from Ruki when he and his brothers come home and find all the lights switched on and a few dozens of things accidentally broken from the moment. Nonetheless, you both had the time of your lives.

YUMA: What do you think Yuma does other than gardening, arguing with Kou, dealing with Shu/NEET, or having a tsundere-off with Subaru? What was that? Yes. Going to the mall with his lovely girlfriend while dealing with the 6-7 hours in the department store. (A/n: I pity him so much) Well, as long as the lady is happy, he is happy.

AZUSA: You expect him to be the cute little cinammon roll everyone expects him to be, cuddling and lots of fluff time with the girl. (A/n: Nope, thats Ruki. His girlfriend needs rest after the skydiving trip. THANK YOU VERY MUCH) Noo. What they do you ask? PRANKING TIME!!!!! Pfft. They would never pinpoint him cause he's the innocent one. But TOO BAD. HAPPY LATE APRIL FOOLS!! Now, heres their list:

1. Replace Ruki's books with My Little Pony books and also switch the salt with sugar, put tons of HOT sauces and Carolina Reaper peppers in his Minestrone soup, and bury his father's memento book in Yuma's garden. (A/n: I pity you ONCE AGAIN Yuma..)

2. Replace ALL le shampoo and conditioner with permanent super glue and liquid ass spray liquid, Eat ALL his VONGOLE BIANCO ooor just dump it in the dumpster, and post ALL his embarrasing stuff in social media. (A/n: No I am NOT a Kou hater. I love all the Mukami Brothers EQUALLY BTW..... Well, I love Ruki the most though.. BUT YOU GET THE POINT.)

3. Well thats simple; Change ALL Sugar-chans with rock salt aaand put 3-4 dozens of rabbits and other herbivores in his garden.

[Timeskip to Reactions brought to you by the civil war at the Sakamaki Manor]

Ruki: who...did....THHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 

Kou:

UUWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Yuma:

[System Error. File Yuma4216 has failed. Please que World War III at the Mukami Manor]