A/n: Hi, hi. This thing just popped into my head so why not give it a shot?
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Me: HELLO, HELLO, MUKAMIS!!! How ya doin?
Kou: HELLO M NEKO-CHAN~ I'm doing fine. Nice to meet cha!!
Ruki, Yuma, Azusa: Fine.
Me: ...Well thats good? Oooookay~ Now my first question:
[What is your favorite thing about marriage?]
Okay, Youngest goes first~
Azusa: ...To...spend my...whole life with...her.
Me: Aww thats so sweet. *huggles* YUMA!!
Yuma: SOW!! To umm..you know.. *blush*
Me: You do know that I could call Subaru right now and you two could have a tsundere-off. *smug face*
Yuma: ITS TO HAVE KIDS OKAY?!?! KIIIIIDS.
Me and Kou: 0-0 .... HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHH!!!!! XD
Azusa: *smiles while recording*
Ruki: *gives no damn fucks*
Kou: HAHA XD. Now that I think about it, Yuma told me before that he wants to have 5-6 cublings. Yes. Cub+lings= CUBLINGS.
Me: *ROFL* XD.
Yuma: YOU TWO SHUT IT!!!
~20 Mins of crazy fuckery later~
Me: Ahem. Kou, how about you?
Kou: Of course its to wake up to her loooooovely face every single day~
Everyone else: .....
Kou: What?
Me: ....Ruki, Its your turn.
Ruki: *slams book and glares*
Me: ....What? Cat go your tongue? Oh wait, you wont have a cat cause you'll kill it in a heartbeat.
Kou, Yuma, Azusa: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!! BURN!!! Now, RUN.FOR.YOUR.LIFE.
Me: Got it. *RUUUUUUUUUUNS*
~After the PAINFUL fiasco~
Me: ...Please answer the question.
Ruki: ...
Me: Master.
Ruki: To tell her how much I love her.
Kou and Me: Psh. LAAAAAAAME: *RUUUUUUNS*
~After ANOTHER PAINFUL fiasco~
Me: Note to self. Never, NEVER. Piss Ruki off in order to get away from his wrath. Okay. NEXT QUESTION!!!
[Where would you take your lover on a date?]
Me: No hurting. Just answer the place. PLEASE.
Azusa: Aquarium (A/n: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY MANGA STORIES ALWAYS HAVE A DATE TO THE AQUARIUM)
Yuma: Sky High garden.
Kou: Mall.
Me: Why? To make her a dress up doll?
Kou: Yep~♡
Ruki: Vintage bookstore that connects to a coffee shop.
Me: Okay!! Now why wont you four try to ask me this time. Ask away~
Kou, Yuma, Azusa: Is it true that you like/love Ruki? *evil smirk*
Ruki: *puts on signature smirk*
Me: >///< Umm, *runs for life*
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A/n: Thats all for now~
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☆Mukami Oneshots and Scenarios☆ (COMPLETED)
FanfictionJust your ordinary random DL Mukamis~ (Please don't judge I am HORRIBLE at descriptions) Update (1/14/18) : Look away, keep scrolling, this whole fic is cringey af
