☆Mukami Oneshots and Scenarios☆ (COMPLETED)

Yuma-Bear's Fun-Fun

A/n: If people think that this is dirty, I'll have to sat no 'cause I plan to make dirty ones on May. And also wow, 105 reads? You have got to be kidding me.

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You were chillin' on ya bed. You know, minding your own bussiness, on your laptop listening songs on Soundcloud while reading stuff on Tumblr, while snuggling under a warm blanket. When suddenly, there was a disturbance in the air. A REALLY annoying disturbance. What is it you ask? Well, the IT is A GIGANTIC TITAN that literally broke down you door in pieces like a wrecking ball.

 'Ruki's going to be pissed.' you sweatdropped.

"Yuma-bear~ What.the.hell. You do know that you'll have to fix that freakin' door or ya'll be whipped in the ass by papabear." you reminded while snuggling back to bed with your fwuffy-wuffy teddy bear.

Okay, you had to admit that you ABSOLUTELY LOVE teddy bears and warm and comforting hugs. Well, not as much as Ruki's girlfriend and Azusa. They are HUGE hug addicts. Now back to the main topic.

"Yah ya, I know. Ya dont have to remind me 'bout it. Now I need you to help me tend to my garden 'cause my fruits and vegetables are ripe and the others demand them for summer." he replied while scratching the back of his head.

"With that all said.." 

He hoisted you up like a sack of potatoes on his shoulders.

"What?! I DONT want to! Its SUMMER and the heat gets to ya so I want to snuggle here with dim lights, AC on, with Mr. Bookie-bear (A/n: The bear's name) and blankets." you trashed like a little 5 year old that didnt get candy for Halloween.

"Like hell I'd let you laze around while I suffer. I suffered from your shopping trips and now, ya'll have to suffer with gardening"

"Kch.. ~( ×_ × ) ~ As if I'll help 'cause I'll DIE" you dramatically fainted.

[Timeskip brought to you by Yuma's strawberries~ "Senpai chose us~"]

In the garden, holding a basket, waiting for stuff to fall in, wishing to change the sun with the moon 'cause of the heat, dying interally. Sigh... what a wonderful life youre living.

"Sigh, Its so hot." he wiped his forehead with the back of his hand.

"You bet it is. Seriously, How do you survive? Dont vampires feel...weak when its too hot or cold?" you glared.

"Well, its for the greater good for the starving stomachs here." he dropped another tomato.

Sigh. This is going to take a while.

[4 hours later]

"Uggggghhhh" you whined as you flopped head first on the sofa in the living room.

"Here, have some ice cream. Your favorite."

"Yaaaaaay!!! Thank you Yuma!!!" you thanked as you kissed him.

"Tch. Idiot." he blushed like a tomato.