☆Mukami Oneshots and Scenarios☆ (COMPLETED)

A date with Ruki

  You expected him to take you to a fancy candle light dinner with a tuxedo, expensive stuff,etc... but NO. Believe it or not but he took you to go....SKYDIVING!!!!!!

"E-eh? Ruki, youre taking me to go skydiving?" you asked. Why the hell is he going to take you skydiving?! YOU WERE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!! "Of course, Y/n. You have been a good livestock recently. Got a problem with the reward your master is giving you?" he said with a smirk. "N-no. I a-am v-very delighted, m-master!" you stuttered out. 'Okay then, this is the day I die. Goodbye, Precious world!!' 

[Timeskip brought to you by Yuma's carrots]

You two were now on the plane, with parachutes, thousands of miles from the ground, with a sadistic bastard beside you. Nothing wrong with that right? 'Someone PLEASE SAVE ME!!!' "Y/n is everything alright?" he said with a smirk. "Ruki, I am going to be COMPLETELY honest with you. WHY SKYDIVING?!" you yelled. "Pfft, Your face is priceless." he chuckled. "I AM BEING SERIOUS HERE, MISTER. Are you tryin- wait no, traumatizing your girlfriend here?!" you said. "Of course not Y/n. I brought you here because I wanted to get rid of your ridiculous phobia. Its for your own sake not mine." he said. You blushed. 'Oh so he is helping me after all. I thought he was toying with me and wanted to scar me for life.hehe' you thought. 

And with that the signal button of death went green. Which means, ITS TIME TO DIE. "Let's go Y/n." he said with a peck on your cheek and grabbed your hand. "R-ruki, I AM TERRIFIED!!" "Dont worry Y/n I'll be with you until we land. Now stop being a stubborn livestock and lets go." Anndd~ the time he finished his sentence he grabbed your waist and jumped out of the plane.....

(O-O)

HHYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

"I AM GOING TO DIE!! I AM GOING TO DIE!! I AM GOING TO DIE!!" you yelled at the top of your lungs while a certain someone was videotaping the whole thing while laughing his ass off. "RUKI GET THE THAT THING AWAY FROM MY FACE OR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL SHOVE THAT CAMERA UP YOUR ASS!!" 

[Another Timeskip brought to you by Kou's kittens hidden away in his closet AWAY from Ruki] (A/n: Dont worry, they are well fed so they wont die)

"GROUND!! I LOVE YA YOU PRECIOUS GROUND!!" you said while hugging the ground before you."So, are you satisfied that your fear of heights had vanished?" he smirked. "More like FORCIBLY VANISHED by a sadistic vampire."you said. You sounded ungrateful but on the inside, you were happy that youre not afraid of heights anymore. Well, thats one down and 8 more to go. "Thanks, Ruki.." you said while looking at the ground. He smirked. "Y/n, Lift your face." "Hmm? Wha-mmf!" you said as he kissed you passionately. You blushed like a tomato. "What was that for?" "Nothing. I just wanted to kiss you. Now lets head back. Dont think I am finished with you yet."he said as he carried you bridal style. The fun had just begun.

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A/n: Well, that story was HORRIBLE, but hey I tried.