[Their S/o does the running man challenge XD]
RUKI: Livestock, Dance to that infuriating song one more time, You'll literally be a running man.
KOU: *dances with you for 6 hours*
YUMA: STOP THIS MADNESS!!!! [Yuma file 6291 has stopped working, please run for your life]
AZUSA: Neh, Y/n-san, Could you...teach me how to...dance that..? *puppy eyes* 'holy shit'
[Their S/o tries their clothes on]
RUKI: *smirks* How bold of you, livestock. Usually I'd punish you, but I'll let this slide.
KOU: Uwaaah! M Neko-chan! You look so cuuuute! I was going to work now but.. *cue music* BUT FIRST, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE.
YUMA: *blush* Sow, Stop walking around or you'll turn into a burrito. ( And he'll it you cause he's CAAAAAAAANNIBALL)
AZUSA: Y/n...Have you seen my-- Oh! You're... wearing it. You look adorable..! *giggles* You can...keep it.
[One word. Period]
RUKI: Livestock, Stop crying. You're master is here and I wont let you suffer like this. *pulls you on his lap and rubs your tummy* Relax in your master's arms. (Why wont you be this sweet ALL the time?! ;-;)
KOU: M Neko-chan~ I bought you some chooooocolate! *grins* Give Kou-kun a kiss for leaving work just to buy you some!
[Audio only]
UGAAAAHHH!!! STOP IT!!! WAAAAHH!!!
You: I guess work is more important, eh? *bites a piece of chocolate* *insert pixelated shades and cigarette* [THUG LIFE! BAD-ASS]
YUMA: Uhhh... Here, Sow. *blushes* *hands you a plastic bag with napkins/tampons* Never let me buy them. NEVER AGAIN! *Slams door shut*
'No potato for this gal!'
AZUSA: Y/n-san... Does it hurt?
You: Yes, Azu-kun. Its not the pleasurable one though. *starts to tear up*
Azusa: Ah! Dont cry..! *squishes you in to a hug* :3 (Awww... *takes a million pics and dresses you two up in onesie's)
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That's all for today! I'll update the second and the third tomorrow! (9:28 PM Here)
~Toooooomorrow..! Tomorrow! I'll love ya, tomorrow!~
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FanfictionJust your ordinary random DL Mukamis~ (Please don't judge I am HORRIBLE at descriptions) Update (1/14/18) : Look away, keep scrolling, this whole fic is cringey af