☆Mukami Oneshots and Scenarios☆ (COMPLETED)

When theyre drunk XD

A/n: HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU. I finished editing Yuma's oneshot!! Yes, it has a boring ending. But STILL!!! I tried. Now, here's a SCENARIO!! YAY!! *throws flower petals everywhere*

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RUKI: (AFFECTIONATE-SWEET DRUNK)

Kou,Yuma, and Azusa pulled their first and last prank on him. Yes. They made him drunk and YOU had to deal with it when they sailed of to the North Pole with Shu. Neh, did you know that it took him; 4 vodka's, 2 Red bull beers, 7 Scotch Whiskeys, 1 Glendiffich, 2 Gin and tonic, and one Island Iced tea to make him drunk? How they made him drink those? Who knows? 

You felt someone wrap his arms around you and kissed you on your neck. "Y/n.. I love you so much. Stay with me okay?" he wrapped his arms around you tighter. "Uhhh, Ruki, Wheres your shirt?" you asked. "You were so warm so I wanted to feel more of your body heat...Lets cuddle under the blankets..." he said and carried you bridal style to his bed. "Goodnight, Y/n" And with that, he passed out.

KOU: (KANATO-PSYCHO DRUNK)

"HYAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Remember the wisdom teeth one? Chasing Kou with a tazer and katana? Well now its reversed. Oh and BTW, youre a vampire too. "WAHAHAAHA, COME HERE AND LETS HUG~~~!!" Why were you running? Lets find out; "KOU!!!!! PUT THAT SILVER BATTLE AXE AWAAAAAAYYY!!!" Yeah, he stole my precious battle axe *cries in the corner* And while chasing you, he was swinging it and destroying the walls, furniture, and ALSO THE LIBRARY!!! Thun, thun, thuuuuun~ I'm calling the Department of Heavenly Souls. "Hello, is this the Department of Heavenly Souls...Uhuh...I would like to order a medium sized coffin for a seventeen year old idol...uhhhh he's 5'9 in height. Uhuh... Yep..He destroyed his brother's library...Uhuh, Could I use credit cards?.....Yup, charge that on Mukami Kou's Bank Account. Thank you very much" Good luck Kou, Deal with Ruki.

YUMA: (SUCKER FOR ALCOHOL)

 He couldnt handle alcohol. Once it reached his mouth, he passes out. Lets just say you pulled a prank on him and it backfired immediately. So long story short, you had to drag him for an HOUR AND A HALF to the sofa. 'Damn titan'

AZUSA: (PERVERTED-LAITO-SHU-MIX)

You were walking down the hallways of the Mukamanor.

 (A/n: Yes, I'm calling that Mukamanor now. MUKAMI X MANOR OTP XD hahaha. Yup its lame)

When suddenly, thun thun thun!!! A hand grabbed your mouth and the other on your waist and pulled you to a room. You thrased about (Anyone play Pokémon? Just me? Ok.) against the unknown figure until,

"Neh, Y/n-san, You shouldnt tempt me like that. Nfu." the voice said. And suddenly the lights turned on and you saw Azusa. 0-0

"WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU LAITO?! AND WHAT DID YO--" you stopped yelling when you saw bottles of beer in the corner. 

 Okay, Who gave Azusa, bottles of beer?! Kou.....Yuma..... I'll kill you later. I'll bloody murder you two. But wait. HE'S TALKING NORMALLY!!! Okay thats a first.

"Eeeh, Y/n-san, Dont be that way. Come and play with me~ I'll give you so much pleasure~" he said and pulled you to his bed. He climbed on top of you. Damn, this is going to be a LOOOOOOOOONG night. If you know what I mean. *wink* *smirk*