Peppa vs Theo

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Hi. This is a story about a little black girl born in the brooster projects of...wait... that's another story. My name is Theo. Since I was little I loved Rupaul. I idolized  her. I'd always play with makeup. I was lucky enough to grow up in a loving, supportive family.

Hi. I'm Peppa Spice. I'm a real bitch but I am fishy fierce. I respect people and I always challenge myself to options outside of my "safe zone." I love Sharon, Pandora, Raja, Alaska, Manila, and Roxxy Andrews. But my queen is Miss Jinkx Monsoon. It's Monsoon season, bitches. And WILLAM. My lord, I sing Boy is a Bottom more than the real song...in public

Okay, so now you know me and Peppa. You'll probably have a few questions, so here's the answers.

"How'd you pick the name Peppa Spice?"

This is easy, I loved putting pepper in my sister's make-up earlier in life,and I love to SPICE things up. Well, at least that's what I say.. or maybe when I first started doing drag I accidentally put pepper all over my face instead of setting powder... talk about embarrasing...

"How long is your penis?"

As the great Alyssa Edwards would say, "9 inches and fully fuctional"

"Who's your favorite queen?"

Mimi Imfurst...*hehe* I would have to say Raven. Polished and perfect.

Now that that's finished let's get started with my story shall we?

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