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Not for chidren!
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A dad decides to buy a lie detector robot that slaps you whenever you lie.
So he decides to test it out on his son.

"What were you doing yesterday?" The son replies, "doing my homework" then the detector slaps him.

So the son quickly says, "ok, ok I was over at a freinds house playing video games" then the detector slaps him.

The dad asks "Son, what were you doing yesterday?"
The son hesitantly says "Me and my friend were watching p0rn"

The dads then says "At your age I didn't even know what p0rn was!"
Then the detector slaps the dad.

The mom who was listening from the kitchen walks in and the mom says, "well after all, he is your son!" Then the detector slaps the mother.

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