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Dude and Dudette

Stan Marsh X Reader: 1
"On your left!, his coming in on your left!" Stan yells as I manoeuvre my character to shoot him down, I finally killed him and the spawner where they were all coming from. "Yes, I did it!" I celebrated as I finally finished the level Stan and I were stuck on for hours. "Yes [F/N]!" Stan yelled as we high fived each other making me blush a bit.

"Now we can finally go into the next room!" Stan yells happily as I follow his character upstairs into the next level. "Shoot him!" Stan yelled as a guy jumped out in front of me, but instead of shooting him, I shot and killed Stan's character as a joke, and fell back into the couch and grabbed my stomach as I laughed, then Stan turned to me and gave me a pissed off look.

"What?, you didn't say please" I teased as he turned back to the game and re-spawned, "not cool, dude". Just then his cellphone rang and he paused the game to answered it, while I helped myself to some chips his mum brought out for us. "Oh hey Wendy" Stan smiled, oh no here we go again. "Hey Wendy" I mimicked in a girly voice and smirked as he pushed me a little on the shoulder.

"Yes I'll be at school tomorrow"
"Sorry I skipped school that day without letting you know, I was sick" he apologised, what a wimp, a wimp that I.....might.....like....or even.....love.
"Oh nothing just playing video games with [F/N]" Stan adds. Oh man she's probably gonna ask if I'm gonna stay ov-
"No she's not staying over", there it is.
"Yeah I love you too, okay bye" Stan adds before he hangs up.

"Sorry dude, girlfriends" Stan says as he put his phone away in his pocket, then sat back down on the lounge with me, why did he say girlfriends like I knew what he was talking about?, Stan picked up his controller and continued the game. "Oh my god tell me about it!, my girlfriend, is always up my ass about, going to school, finding out what I'm doing every three seconds and if I was with another girl" I teased with a smirk.

Stan smiled and gave a little chuckle "Sorry dude, I guess you really don't know" Stan apologised, "what its like to have a clingy girlfriend?, um.....no can't say I do" I thought for a moment, then shot another three guys on the game.

"Come on dude, Wendy is not that clingy" Stan defended his girlfriend, "oh so you admit it she IS clingy" I grinned as I took out a guy with a knife around a corner. "Okay did she put you up to this?, do you have a wire?, Wendy if your listening she's lying, I don't think your clingy and I love you!" Stan called out as I started having a laughing fit.

"Nope I've only been a girlfriend" I added as I took a sip of my coke, "how many guys have you dated?" Stan asked, as he shot a guy behind me. "Why do you wanna know?" I asked making him blush as I leaned further back into the lounge while Stan was on the edge of his seat to get this guy who was pissing him off. "Curious" he shrugged without a care, "curiosity killed the cat" I warned to Stan, "oh so if you tell me then you or your ex boyfriends will kill me?" Stan joked. "What like Scott Pilgrim?" I asked.

We both laughed, "I've had five of them" I confessed quickly, as I shot another guy. "Five?!, I've only had Wendy and another girl" Stan freaked, "yeah I know I'm a slut" I giggled, "no your not dude, your too nice and pretty to be a whore" he complimented, making me blush. "Pretty girls can be sluts, too" I pretended to protest making him laugh as we finally killed the last bad guy.

"Oooooohhhhhh!" We chanted, "oh yes!" I celebrated, "not bad for a slut" Stan smart mouthed. "Shut up dick" I giggled as I pushed him onto his back and began tickled him. We got into a massive tickle fight and he got up and pushed me onto my back as I closed my eyes trying to fend off his attacks, but when I opened my eyes, I realised that I was lying on my back with Stan on top of me holding me down by my wrists.

"Well it looks like I won our own fight, what do I get as a reward" he whispered to me as his face hovered over mine, I smirked as I quickly snatched his blue and red hat from his head and put it on mine in victory. "Okay I'll give you that one, but now my reward, how about a kiss on the cheek from the lady?" He asked, I thought for a moment, "okay" I replied slowly, he turned his head and revealed his right cheek to me. Then I leaned forward and gave him a big, wet lick on the side of his face.