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My True King

King Kyle X Reader: 2
"The stick has been reclaimed!" King Kyle announced as it was placed in its rightful case in the treehouse. "If it wasn't for my beloved Queen {F/N}, we wouldn't have such a thought out plan of attack!" Kyle added, glancing over to me on my throne. He smiled at my blushing cheeks.
"Now it is time to celebrate, for we have won today!" Kyle yelled, making our elf subjects cheer and applaud. Kyle walked up to he's throne chair, next to mine, and sat down with triumph.

He's hand reached over to grab my own, I smiled at my king who adored me and I him. The jester's music, iPod, grew louder as the feast, Cheesy Poofs, was munched down. We poured the ravenous dew into our goblets and drink till the night shifted to day, Mountain Dew into our plastic cups and partied till 5 when we had to go home for dinner.

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Elven Kingdom POV;
The next day the elves rose from their slumber and prepared for another day of being awesome. They gathered to the kingdom (Kyle's backyard) but were shocked to see the stick was gone. "The fuck?!" Stan screamed, "we agreed on no nighttime attacks that fatass!" The King exclaimed. Kyle looked around in concern. "We must make haste to Kupa Keep and sort this shit out"

With the elves armed and ready for all possibilities that this meeting will turn, Queen {F/N} wore a emerald cape, just reaching the ground with a hint of sparkle making it shine in the sun. The Elven King entered their tent and marveled at his Queen. 

"Do my eyes sest me or do I behold MY beautiful Queen who loves me dearly?" Kyle admired.

"Love?" {F/N} asked with a slight blush. "Well... I thought it could be a nice ... touch to our characters ... since you're my wife in this world" Kyle stuttered with his cheeks reaching a new colour of red and pink. They had been dating for four months in both the real and fantasy world, but this was a first fro them. "Well ... lets get the Stick my dear husband" {F/N} smiled as they walked out of their tent. 

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The Elves reached Kupa Keep with surrender in their eyes. "Hey Fatass!"

The Grand Wizard watched from his tower, with his eyes blinking madly at the early morning sun. 

"Jesus Christ what now Keyl?" He wiped his eyes. "Gandofl the Gravy you stole the stick in the middle of the night thats cheating!" King called up to him, the Wizard King stopped.

"... nuh uh" he hesitated, "Yeah huh, give it back Fatass we totally should have it right now!".

"...No"

"Yes!"

".....Nooo"

"Yes!"

"My lord this is getting ridiculous. What is it you want for the stick?" Queen {F/N} asked with a raised hand to block the sun from her eyes. The Wizard King thought for a moment. "You"

"What?!" The Elf King demanded. "It's no fair that you get a wife and I don't Keyl, give me {F/N} to be my Queen and I'll give you back the stick till we win it back". There was a deadly silence. 

"Ohhhhh fuuuuuuckkk you" 

"Keyl do you want the stick or not?" the Wizard questioned, "dude I'm not giving you my girlfriend that's really sexist and wrong on so many levels" The King argued. "Wait my King" {F/N}  interrupted. All eyes were on her as an outcry of 'WHAT?' murmured through the crowd of both Elves and Humans. "I accept!"

The crowd gasped. "No {F/N} you don't have to do this!" Kyle rush in front of her, grabbing both arms and looking into her {E/C} eyes. "Please don't" He pleaded. "I'm sorry Kyle, I'm.... the Witch Queen now". Another gasp rose from the crowd. The King looked into his once beloved Queen in the eyes with sorrow, {F/N} handed him her tiara, a plastic one they bought together at Walmart, it had the inscript Kyle wrote on the front 'My Girl,My World, My Queen'. He held it tightly in his hands then finally stood aside. {F/N} walked towards the Keep ready for her new coronation in her new home. "Alright I got a Queen, nah nah nah nah nah nah!" The Wizard mocked. 

"Now the stick?" Stan spoke for the Elves. The Wizard King waited until {F/N} was in the Keep. "Aw but its in a secret place and I'd have to get it out and that's too much effort"

"You snake!" Stan and Kyle joined in anger. "Nah nah nah nah nah nah, we didn't pinky swear on the deaaalllll" The Elves left empty handed.

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{F/N}'s POV;

As I entered the Wizard King's chamber I could smell KFC and saw piled of empty Moutain Dew bottle sweeped across the floor. He sat at his throne which was stood next to the petestal with the Stick of Truth, he eyed me in a way that made me uncomfortable, it had only been 14 minutes being {F/N} The Witch Queen and I already missed my dear Kyle. "So my lady, give me a kiss" The King demanded, I death stared, "I'm not cheating on Kyle".

 "What? I'm your King now, not cheating" I hesitantly walked forward, and laid a single kiss on his cheek. "Awesome. Now go make me a sandwich bitch"

This was going to be a long day.

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It was almost 3 in the afternoon and I had finished my plan of escape. "Hey Butters, the King wanted you to retrieve Cldye his frog from his room" I whispered to him. 

"Oh gee are you sure? Grand Wizard doesn't want anyone in his room?" Butters was hesitant.

 "Oh but you don't want to get introuble from the Grand Wizard now don't you?" I persuaded. 

"Oh gee ok". He was off. 

I walked over to the stables where Craig and Scott were admiring their weapons. "Hey guys I heard the Terrance and Philip comic is on right now at the store, go get them quick I'll mind your area". Without another word they were gone. I entered the tent with ergency.  "My lord Butters has gone rouge!"

"What?!" He argued.

"I heard him decree that he was tired of your rule and he was taking Clyde prisoner until he is promoted" I gasped out my words. 

"OH fuck!!" He ran out of the tent in hast.  Finally, My true King I'm coming home. I grabbed the Stick and snuck out of Kupa Keep, once out I ran down the street as fast as I could.

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Upon reaching home I took a deep breathe then went into the backyard. 

"Traitor!" Dog Poo yelled at me making everyone turn. I saw My King from his throne his eyes lit up and he stood at my return. "Citizens!" I called.

"I have brought home not only my apology, but victory!" I rose the Stick into the sky and the Elves cheered as the lifted me onto their shoulders, carrying me to the throne. I stood before The Elven King as he smiled at me. 

"The Queen has come home!" He annouced as the crowd cheered and clapped again, Stan walked up with my tiara and placed it on my head. "Thanks dude" I smiled as my friend smiled back and said "welcome home". The King and I retired to our tent, once in I bowed and presented him with the Stick, Kyle retreved it from my hands studying it. He pulled me up and into a kiss while throwing the Stick to the ground. We pulled out and looked into each others eyes. "All the power in the universe is nothing without you by my side" He stroked my cheek, "I love you My King" I fell into his grasp. "I love you too My Queen" he whispered into my ear.