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The Warrior and his Second in Command

Warrior Stan X Reader; 2
"Come on {F/N}, we need to be ready for the human's attacks" Stan encouraged me as I fought Bradley Biggle with my wooden sword that I got for choosing the fighter class. "Come at me bruh" Bradley teased me and it pissed me off, so I swung at his own sword, knocking it out of his hand then hit him in the head, making two drops of dark, red blood fall from his forehead.

"Ooowww" he yelled out as he retreated, "nice work dude, you kicked his fucking ass" Stan congratulated me, making me blush. Stan and I rushed over to our king's throne, "sir, I believe she is ready?" Stan bowed at his greatness. "Yes, {F/N} you've worked hard, I'm promoting you to Stan's Sergeant of his army, your third in charge now" Kyle ordered as he knighted my new position.

"Thank you, your majesty, I won't let you down" I smiled as I was now Sergeant {F/N}, Stan placed his hand on my shoulder like a proud mentor, his hand on my shoulder made me blush. He had been training me for two weeks to get this position in his army after so much time spent together. I had even developed feelings for him, now to have finally reached my target goal, I was in great shape with strong biceps and a powerful swing.

"I am ready to defend the Elven Kingdom and kick emperor fatass' armies" I stood tall with confidence. "I like her" Kyle smiled to Stan, followed by a secret wink. King Kyle walked away leaving me and Stan alone, I turned to him. "What was the wink about Sir?" I asked with a raised eyebrow, Stan looked stunned as if I transformed into a ghost before his eyes.

"Oh... nothing... he's just having a joke" Stan looked to the ground before meeting my eyes again, I wonder what on earth he is thinking behind those deep blue eyes.

Warrior Stan's POV:

I couldn't believe how beautiful {E/C} eyes could be before I met her, how they sparkled in the sun and showed nothing but gratitude and excitement for our game of fantasy, she was so eager to join Kyle and I's side but not as Kyle's Queen. He already knew my feelings towards her so he wouldn't even entertain the idea, he's a great friend like that. Of course he's the only one who knows, I'm always so shy when it comes to talking to girls, it takes all my energy to not vomit in front of {F/N} when she looks at me or calls me Sir.

"I'm gonna go keep training Sir" she bows to me, I know it's a gross thought but I get so excited and melt inside when she calls me Sir. She walked over to the training dummy and practiced more sword stances that I have taught her, she has gotten so strong since we started playing both in physical and mental stature, I was so proud and bewildered by how amazing she was at fighting. I wanted to ask her on a date to Starks Lake, either in cosplay or even just as we were, I built up my energy and courage and walked over to her.

"Hey {F/N}.."

"Alarm! alarm! humans!" Our watchman called from the top of the tree, "what?" I began to panic as our army got into position for attack. "Stan lead the defence, {F/N} follow him, and Jimmy protect the Stick of Truth" Kyle ordered from his throne as he prepared for battle, we all obeyed.

Our army had a great plan for a defence, we parted equally into three parts, first part protected the war tent holding the relic and stood outside the patio door. Another part guarded the gate leading to the back of Kyle's yard, so they didn't get to sneak up on us. And finally I joined {F/N}'s side as most of our army stood strong out the front of Kyle's house where Cartman and his large army stood out on the road.

"{F/N}, you're fighting for the wrong side, join us, and we can rule the universe together" the Wizard King tried to convince her. I turned to her with stern eyes and she returned my gaze.

"Elves ready!" I called out in anger, raising my sword above my head. "What's the matter Stan?, afraid your little warrior princess will pick the right team and abandon you?" Cartman teased, making my face glow in anger, I gritted my teeth and looked to the ground growing madder. "No....I....um" I stuttered my words.

"Nice try Wizard King, but I like my side, I would never fight for the scum of the earth assholes that you are" {F/N} chimed in with a smirk, she unsheathed her sword and flipped it in her hand earning a very surprised look from Cartman. "Ha ha, fuck you Wizard King!" I laughed and yelled in satisfaction.

Sargent {F/N}'s POV;

I smiled knowing I choose the right side.

"That's it, ATTACK!" The Wizard King called making his army run towards us, "CHARGE!!" Stan ordered and we obeyed as we rushed forward. "FUCK YOU!!!!" Cartman yelled as he ran towards us with Paladin Butters and Princess Kenny by his side, I still don't know why he chose to be a chick but hey we all just rolled with it.

We charged forward and I knocked out five guys with my sword, but someone behind me grabbed my  {H/L} hair and pulled me to the ground. I looked up to see a Tweek, twitching, about to swing his sword at me, but without missing a beat, Stan came in and tackled him to the ground, then turned to me. "You can't fight her with a sword, only I can" Stan winked at me making me blush.

He grabbed my hand and pulled me up from the ground with his strong muscular biscep, the sun glistened off his sweaty body and his veins popped out of his forearms driving me crazy. My feelings for him could no longer be contained after weeks I was so devoted to him, I even called him Sir way more times than usual hoping to get a reaction from him. From his patience teaching me, to his kind words of encouragement to get fitter, better and stronger than I have ever been before, I had never been more in love with him.

"Are you okay? I wouldn't let anyone hurt you, my dearest {F/-" but before I could let him finish his sentence, I pushed my lips strongly against his, he was shocked at first but then melted into my lips. I didn't care that Wendy was going to be pissed at me for liking and kissing her ex, I wanted to be more than mentor and student.

We pulled out of the kiss for air. gazing into each others eyes, we both looked happily surprised by our kiss then we turned back to see Cartman's army as they began to slowly build momentum. We both braced ourselves with our swords and re-joined the fight.

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The sun sparkled kindly on us as we began to gain the advantage through hours, 40 minutes, of combat. They were starting to retreat as the Eleven King gained victory over the Wizard King, I jumped up for joy and hugged Stan in happiness. "We won!" I chanted, "we won, Sir!"

Then I felt something digging into my hip. I pulled out of our hug, "Stan is that your sword?" I asked with a quizzed face, he blushed. "Well you were calling me Sir" he twiddled his sword as he looked to the ground. "So it was kinda turning you on" I smiled to myself with pride.

"What?" he looked at me

"What?" I stared back.

"Let us make hast back to the Kingdom, Sergeant {F/N}" he boomed with his powerful voice. "Because I command you to be my girlfriend.... please?" he broke character into a soft puppy dog looking at me with an adorable smile. "Aye aye Sir" I saluted, then realised how stupid I was for saying 'aye aye' I mean, were not pirates. We both laughed as he picked me up, bridal style, and carried me back to our base. It was time for celebration.