Rants Need Holy Water

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by cutiepiex_xoxo

by cutiepiex_xoxo

Dedicated to YesterDaydreamer who slays rants 😂.

Firstly , when I rant you don't want to be with my presence . This is my typical conversation in the car with my dad :

M : Dad , why do boys not like me

D : Boys aren't that smart at this age.

M : My crush is ,im sure hes gotten strait A's . Hes so smart but my friends say hes annoying sometimes . In second period he is so quiet . I sometimes make my friend spy on him because I want to know if hes a good guy or not . I want to marry him ,I bet our kids would be cuter that a babies bottom. I wonder why they compare cute things to babies butts , all that's there are two butt cheeks . No ones ever said oh that carpets as cute as Kim Kardashians ass .

Secondly ,I just can't control my rants . Its just like one thing leads to the other .

Thirdly , unless your rants in a book , good luck getting people to listen to you . During my rants my dad completely ignores me .

Fourthly , rants start as one thing and end up being more than they were supposed to be . well in my case for example :

M : Dad , did you hear about Harriet Tubman being on the 20$ bill

D : wow , I wonder who started that

M : probably those stupid government topics we refer to as politics today . Donald trump looks like a freeking pumpkin and I don't know what's faker his tan or Hillary Clinton's face . Tbh more like Hillary cliterus 😂 I swear she looks lesbian . Omg if Donald trump turned into a drag queen he would look like a fat version of snooki 😂 Tbh I need to make a book of me roasting the presidents but my world history teacher isn't one of them. That ugly bitch wears too much blush ,her face looks like a really irrated pimple like the one Hillary cliterus gets popped at the Plastic surgery and Dermatologist doctor .

Thank you all for the support it means so much ❤

Don't forget to check out YesterDaydreamer he is realer than me saying Kylie jenners lips are just over lined ,bitch had lip injections deal with it .

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