I rewatched the rejects video so here you go, each dan has some info you just tell me who you are
Span
-very outgoing
-smiles too much
-is a push over
-has no idea what's going on
-jolly
-naive
Doesn't understand human body Dan
-sexually confused
-failed biology
-always confused
-does not understand sarcasm or irony
-probably lives in their parents basement
Bad advice dan
-is trying very hard
-fucks up everything
-good intentions
-sells axes to 6 year olds
-makes bad life decisions
-no one trusts them
-had 0 friends
-winks too much
Secretly Asian dan
-loves anime
-sleeps with haru pillow
-thinks they're adopted
-not even Asian
-emojis!!!1!1
Racist dan
- #votedonaldtrump
-hates span
-probably homophobic as well
- #buildawall
-laughs at their own jokes
-hates everyone
Ham Howell
-whole life is a joke
-old school memer
-literally has no idea what the fuck is going on
-sarcastic asshole
-is done with everything
Chan
-is a chair
-eternally screaming
-internal screaming
-external chill
Dead dan
-suffers a lot
-dead inside
-sleep deprived
Danisnotdan dan
-existential crisis every day
-always stressed
-contemplates life a lot
Bad advice dan and ham Howell is literally me now WHO R U
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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