From 3/5 Ratings to The Top: A History Of Beyonce
I paid a quarter for this idk why my school library had this but I can understand why they want to get rid of it I mean pls I bet Beyoncé's doesn't even know about this bookLet's just judge the cover LOOK AT THE FONT IT'S LIKE A WANNABE THUG MADE IT
Ok here we go a detailed v accurate description of beyoncé's life this is 100% true I'm serious
Okay so here we go paw patrol
So beyonce came out of her mom's vagina on Sep 4 1981 I can't believe she's older than Gerard
Her mom is Tina and the dad is Mathew also wow Beyoncé's does have a last name is Knowles and her middle name's giselle
And she has a sister idk her name aND OH MY GOD
10/10Can I just say same
Anyways we don't care about the parents's jobs we can skip over that
Basically the beyonce fam was rich and when she was in first grade she decided she wanted to sing
So the dad was like ok and made her this singing group called Girls Tyme
AND NOT TO MENTION THAT'S GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECTObviously you can tell she was younger than eleven when she named the group
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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