You were in the supermarket shopping for some stuff as you usually do every week. You looked at your list and saw spaghetti written in between eggs and bread. You go to the aisle that contained the the different varieties and brands of spaghetti. You start to search for the type of spaghetti that you usually buy. As you search you hear a voice pass by from behind you humming a song. You find the spaghetti and get two packets placing them in your shopping cart. You grab your list and cross out spaghetti. Still looking at your list you see a bright blue light in the distance. You begin to get curious as to what it is so you put the list down and look in the direction of the blue light. You see half of the aisle's spaghetti being lifted in a blue aura hovering over a shopping cart, and a skeleton in a blue hoodie with its hand lifted with the same blue aura around it. When the skeleton puts its hand down into its hoodie pocket, the spaghetti is surprisingly able to fit into into the shopping cart. Except that the cart is a little overflowed creating a mountain of spaghetti. You think hopefully the spaghetti will stay in place, and who is that skeleton?
After you finish your shopping you decide to just wander around the store just in case you forgot something you didn't write on your list. You see the same skeleton nearby just standing there in a daze. Out of no where a much taller more energetic skeleton comes by passing you running to the shorter skeleton carrying a large crate filled with glitter of different colors.
"SANS! SANS! I FINALLY FOUND THE GLITTER FOR MY SIGNATURE SPAGHETTI!" he says this with a large grin and excitement in his eyes.
"heh that's great bro." The shorter skeleton responds looking up at the taller skeleton.
You start to question if glitter was a skeletons parmesan or something.
"who puts glitter in spaghetti?"
You ask this question to yourself, but you realize you were thinking out loud when the two skeletons were now looking at you.
You also see that they looked at you with great curiosity in their eyes, but you realize that you were staring at them this whole time. The two skeletons start to go towards you with a small grin on there faces.
" HELLO HUMAN, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS. I MUST INFORM YOU THAT I ALWAYS INCLUDE GLITTER IN MY SPAGHETTI AND IT TASTE AWESOME!" He says this with pride in his face. You glance over to the shorter skeleton and he just shrugs with the same grin on his face.
"Well, my name is (Y/N), and I don't really think you should be using glitter in your spaghetti. Its not even edible." you say this to the taller skeleton having to look up at him making you feel so short.
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Sans X Reader Oneshots
أدب الهواةA skelle-ton of the punny lazybones (∩_∩) None of the artwork is mine belongs to their own owners
