(crap it's been awhile, hasn't it been? I don't really know where to go from here, but uh, I'll try for the sake of finishing something I guess. have fun with this update.)
Wirtington! we just discovered like, the BIGGEST family secret EVER! I thought that it was cool having Grunkle Stan around, but it turns out that he has a long lost twin BROTHER who was trapped in another dimension or something! I kinda hoped that that meant we would finally get to see the sensitive side of Grunkle Stan, but they're just being stupid about it! >:P
I can easily see why they're both mad at each other, but Ford could be, I don't know, a little less mean about it? I mean, being trapped in another dimension sounds scary, but also cool for like, monster hunting and stuff.
See! Even Dipper's not being a doodoo head about this! We'll explain it better when we get home.
Seeya in a couple of months Wirt Wirtington! Mabel stop calling him that!
Mabel! and Dipper

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Pinescone funtimes
RomanceA story of two dorks in love. Pinescone is the ship with Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls and Wirt from Over the Garden Wall. Warning: This story contains homosexuality. If you don't like it, don't look. I probably won't put smut, so that isn't somet...