Glitch Out

Chapter 15: Morning Person

Recap

"Ha...that was sweet...but I wish you would kiss back" I say softly.

I then slowly drift off to sleep.

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~The next morning~

"All that I wanted from you was to give me,something that I never had,something that you've never seen, something that you've never been mmmm mmm mmmmmmmm"

Her addiction kills me sometimes.

Even in the morning she has to have her Rihanna

Anyway. I can feel her starting to move. I quickly close my eyes and pretend that I'm sleeping.

"Ugh, morning..." She groans

Yep that's her...a miserable morning person.

"Wait...waffles" she mumbles

So that's her motivation...

She then starts to rub my stomach which tickles.

"Wake up ya lazy sack-ah bones" she says while rubbing my stomach

Well thanks for the GOODmorning.

"I'm up,I'm up" I groan trying to trick her into thinking that I just awoke

"Good.....ya douche bag"

"I get no love nowadays do i?"

"Nope" she said and wiped her face

I then pretend to look hurt.

Luckily she doesn't know what happened last night.

We went downstairs and Alana found a note.

"Okay" she said as she finished reading it.

"What does it say" I ask.

"Mom went to work...unlimited sirrup for my waffles"

She got breakfast ready for both of us and we started to eat.

"WAIT!" SHE exclaimed

"WHAT!WHERE'S THE FIRE!?"

"We didn't pray"

I face-palmed.

not only because we didn't pray but cuz she shouted it like there was a fire.

"For what we're about to receive..." she starts

"May the Lord make us truly thankful..."I continue

"For Christ sake.Amen" we both say.

We then both open our eyes

"WAFFLES!" SHE yells

Is there a secret drug in the damn waffles.
She addicted.

"Those waffles taste-" I then look up.

I think we all agree the big mistake I made was looking up before she was finished.

She had the plate to her face, licking like how kids eat ice-cream.

"O_O ugh"

"^_^ what?"

You really asking me what....

"The waffles taste really good" she continues

"Yeah.....ugh....right" I reply not knowing what to say