Okay, this has been chafing my ass for a while. Imagine this: you're at a nice dinner party. You have a beautiful, eight ounce steak in front of you. However, your tastebuds are a bit different from others. You like to put hot sauce on your steak. (If that bothers you, stop reading.) You put hot sauce on your steak, and from across the table, in the absolute most whiny voice you can imagine, you hear "You're ruining the flavor."
Now, let's all put our big kid pants on, because I'm about to use some profanity. Is everyone okay with that? Good, 'cause I don't care. These people are beyond annoying-beyond irritating. They. Are fucking. Cancerous. Who the fuck cares about what other people put in their food? Does it really itch your ass, so much, that you just have to comment on it? Does me putting hot sauce on my steak piss you off, so much, that it ruins your whole fucking meal? What the fuck does it matter to you?! I'm the one eating the food. It's my food. Shut the fuck up, mind your own goddamn business and eat your own food. I mean, this isn't just a random thought, out of my head. This happens to me, personally, way too fucking often. Like, why can't you just let me eat in peace? There is no logical reason, why individuals of different tastes and can't sit down and have a peaceful meal, where no one bitches about how another one likes to eat their food. It's completely unnecessary. And, yes, most of the things I say are jokes and not meant to be taken seriously. However, if YOU are one of these people, I want you to take everything I say with a grain of salt-because people who do this shit are fucking jokes, and so is this rant. See ya later.
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Excuse Me While I Rant
HumorI have a lot of opinions. This is merely a medium, through which, I can express them. However, please be advised that some of the things I say may offend some people. That said, if you read this, I request that you only constructive comments. I don'...
