Alright. So, can someone please explain to me, the logic behind giving spoilers. I mean, what's the point of ruining the element of surprise, which makes watching visual interpretations of story telling worth while. It's like saying "I know that cake is delicious, now let my pour salt all over that wonderful dessert. Now, the sugary goodness that caused you to enjoy the cake, in the first place, is gone. Why? Because I have no friends." That's what I imagine goes through the minds of these sticks, up the ass of the planet, who decide it's okay to ruin a piece of entertainment for anyone so unfortunate as to cross their path. I mean...do you feel accomplished? Does pissing people off, to the point where they want to knock your teeth out, worth the satisfaction of ruining the ending of a movie or TV series? And this is no hyperbole. I've seen people get their asses kicked because they spoiled something their friend really wanted to see. Like, are you that much of an asshole? You are literally so much of an asshole, that a cheap laugh is worth losing an entire friendship. Then, there's the desperate, attention seeking genetic defects who take it a step further by doing the shit online. You people...I personally hate you motherfuckers. I remember when the Star Wars movie came out. Star Was: The Force Awakens. (Now, if you haven't seen it, just gloss over to the next paragraph. SPOILERS AHEAD ) Everywhere I looked, there was a Star Wars spoiler. I tried to avoid them, but I couldn't avoid the internet altogether, 'cause what can I say, I'm addicted. In the fucking comments section of a Facebook post, that had nothing to do with Star Wars, there it fucking was. The was "Star Was spoilers got me like:" low and fucking behold, a picture of Han Solo's death. I was fucking livid. I wanted to throw my iPad against the wall. Another reason why I hate PG-13 movies, but that's a rant for another day.
Anyway, I just wanted to share my personal experience with you. I know your pain. So, if you're on of these assholes who thinks it's funny, and gets some sort of cheap satisfaction out of ruining the cinematic experience of others: I, personally, would like to give you I giant middle finger. Fuck you. That's from yours truly, and I just want you to know, that from the bottom of my heart, I hope your best friend punches you in the jaw. Thanks for reading and if you like what I'm doing here, leave a like and share it with your friends. That's all, for now. See you guys later.
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