Excuse Me While I Rant

Jokes About Serious and Relevant Topics

Okay, so before I start this rant, I'd like to take a moment to point out that I have a very fucking sick sense of humor, okay? When I say sick, I mean the Venn diagram of reasons I'm going to hell and the things I find funny, is a fucking circle. Now, when I say serious and relevant topics, I mean the overly ignorant fucks who use phrases like "emo faggot" or "go cut yourself about it." I can't fucking stand these people. Yes, I'm talking about the motherfuckers who bully people online, saying that kind of hurtful shit to people. Now, I can already hear the comments about me being overly sensitive and that I'm taking the joke too seriously. First, I'd like to say to you, who are already typing those comments...fuck off. Personally, I've never had to deal with such strong negative emotions. So, I can't empathize with the people who actually do struggle with self harm. So, all you cringeworthy internet trolls can just scratch that off your list of bullshit comments to leave. However, I do know that these issues are very real and happen to people on a daily basis. Yes, there are those who simply pretend to do such things, for the sake of attention. Learn the fucking difference. Don't turn things into stereotypes, because that's probably the most ignorant thing a person can do. I've seldom seen concepts more idiotic than saying an entire group of people is the same. Now, if you're one of those genetic defects who think it's funny to provoke and add to other people's suffering: I want you to know that from the bottom of my heart...my black, stone cold heart, that you should probably get your vocal cords removed and be stripped of all social media platforms. Oh, and uh, probably get yourselves fixed. The last thing we need is another generation of edgy Neanderthals, who think it's okay to emotionally torment other people, from the safety of bed that probably costs less than their phone. Seriously. Get out of my fucking gene pool. My future children don't need your future children to exist. See you guys next week.

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