TWINS
A man was taking his pregnant (with twins) wife to the hospital when he got into a bad car accident.Upon regaining consciousness, he finds his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting bedside.
He asks his brother how his wife is & his brother says,
"Don't worry, everyone is fine. In fact, you have a healthy son & daughter too...but the hospital was in a real hurry with the birth certificates and I had to name the kids, because you and your wife were both unconscious."
"Oh no," thought the husband, "what has he done now?"
"Well, what did you name them?" he asks. His brother says, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband says, "Why that's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"
"Denephew"

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