48. If I Were a Millionaire

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IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE

"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' "

Everyone but Little Johnny, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.

"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"

"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

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